Thursday, August 30, 2007

JUNKING

I've been negligent on posting (or even going) on junking trips. I made one Saturday by stepping over the fence in my backyard to the thrift store behind my house. I found:

Antique tiger oak desk chair(gorgeous and just my size--I like lower). $10.

Haywood-Wakefield desk chair(also gorgeous, not my style)$4/resold for $250.
Antique silver picture frame (in need of polish, which it's received) $1

Several cookbooks for $1 each

Funky plastic 1950s Santa(why do I encourage Harvey in this obsession?)$4

And this lovely, lovely thing for a thin dime:

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Trio of Anagrams by: A Maple

Heroin icicle?

Nail this pro?

Presbyterians? (My personal fave...)

Cancer--Week of August 30

This may be the most unusual one ever.

Your assignment in the coming week is simple but tricky: Take devalued ideas or trivial objects or demeaning words, and transform them into things that are fun, interesting, or useful. Here are some precedents to inspire you: what the punk movement did when it made safety pins into earrings; what gays did when they mutated the insulting term "queer" into a word of power; what the resourceful TV hero MacGyver did when he put powdered make-up into a confetti cannon and shot it at evil CIA operatives, temporarily blinding them and allowing him to escape.


MacGyver--Mr. Wizard meets the mullet? (And a confetti cannon?) Priceless.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz



My cicada haiku are going to be in a chapbook! I received an honorable mention in the Chicago Cicada Haiku contest. I am thrilled...

What I'm Reading

Eclipsed


.
_________

Emmett Till died on this date, at 14: Fifty-two years extinguished like the moon.

Monday, August 27, 2007

What the Dickens?




You're David Copperfield!

by Charles Dickens

Coming up from a childhood that felt abusive, you have risen through
hard work to gain a place of stature in your life. You've spent altogether too much time
in factories and end up misspelling a fair number of words. But in general you are seen
as a beacon of hope for others who might not be as fortunate. Lots of people keep
mistaking you for a magician and are waiting for you to disappear.



Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Friday, August 24, 2007

Grace Paley, 1922-2007, Writer/Activist


One of my favorite writers has died. I love her work, especially Enormous Changes at the Last Minute. Conversation equals lifestyle--she heard it, she lived it, she wrote it.

Here--Grace Paley

Here I am in the garden laughing
an old woman with heavy breasts
and a nicely mapped face

how did this happen
well that's who I wanted to be

at last a woman
in the old style sitting
stout thighs apart under
a big skirt grandchild sliding
on off my lap a pleasant
summer perspiration

that's my old man across the yard
he's talking to the meter reader
he's telling him the world's sad story
how electricity is oil or uranium
and so forth I tell my grandson
run over to your grandpa ask him
to sit beside me for a minute I
am suddenly exhausted by my desire
to kiss his sweet explaining lips.

Notes from the Scale


Life has gone from andante to presto.

Classes started yesterday--I have 5 students in the morning group (perfection for workshopping), and 13 in the afternoon group. In both sections, we had a great discussion on Stanley Kunitz's "Halley's Comet." I love starting with that poem.

Miss Murphy in first grade
wrote its name in chalk
across the board and told us
it was roaring down the stormtracks
of the Milky Way at frightful speed
and if it wandered off its course
and smashed into the earth
there'd be no school tomorrow.


(That's my attendance policy, by the way).

I'm honored to be team teaching with Holly Goddard Jones. Look for her fiction--she just won the Rona Jaffe award.

As far as writing, into line 57 of 100 of iambic pentameter. I will, repeat will make it. I've written a poem that's creeping with emphasis on "W" sounds. Very weird exercise that takes place in a cemetery. Call me Stephanie (King, that is).

As a treat for all you transcriptionists out there, here are a trio of bloopers.

The patient's native language is Spinach. (Is this Popeye?)

The patient will continue on her routine home medications, which consist of medications. (This is a classic from the Redundancy Department of Redundancy).

Here's my personal favorite: The patient will follow up with her primary care physician ass directed. (I don't think that's magnetic north).

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A Terrific Alphabet Poem

For any of you who missed it on Poetry Daily, please check the link above. Here is just one excerpt from this playful, imaginative love poem. I am definitely going to order the broadside. What a Valentine this will make.

L, O, V, E and the Other Twenty-Two, Jeanette Marie Sayers

A.

Without you,
an ass would be just
a snake, amore
would be too demanding,
and there’d be no
Aphrodite.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Daily Tarot: "I Would Prefer Not To"


The Eight of Pentacles card suggests that my power today lies in reproduction. I am resigned to the inevitability of the task at hand because of its inherent value, so I am efficient, productive and leave my mark in the details. I am empowered by near success and my asset is the ability to just do it.

This fits medical transcription (my profession), and also Bartleby, whom I feel like today. Xerox machine, meet Nike (just do it).

Anybody else think "Bartleby the Scrivener" is about fraud?

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Wate and Fate--Unconscious Mutterings



  1. Darling :: Lili

  2. Majesty :: Lions

  3. Pebble :: Slingshot

  4. Fate :: and Weight

  5. Instant :: Coffee (sacrilege!)

  6. Screen :: Door

  7. Unplugged :: Guitar

  8. Dairy :: Milkman

  9. Benefactor :: Malefactor

  10. Market :: Farmers'



I'm about the oldest blogger around, but I'm curious if anyone else has memories of these machines.


Saturday, August 18, 2007

Playing Along (tagged by Janice the Great)


What state and country are you in right now? Kentucky, USA
Favorite drink? Coffee
Favorite game? Scrutineyes
Favorite movie? The Bicycle Thief
Favorite smell? Chanel No. 5
Most played iTunes/iPod song? "Flowers on the Wall" (this week) from the Pulp Fiction" soundtrack
Hero? Ulysses
What you are reading right now? Seamus Heaney, Collected Poems
Quality you most enjoy in others? Fabulous sense of humor, from puns to irony
Recommend a literary magazine. Blackbird
Recommend a book and say why you liked it. The Book of Nightmares. It sang to my soul.

If you're reading this, you're it.

This post has been brought to you by the letter "C."

Friday, August 17, 2007

From "My Cat" to "They Lion"

Emily's post on Philip Levine reminded me of these celebrity matchups from my CW syllabus. Here are some of my teaching pair-ups in "Conversations Poems Have."

If you all can think of others, I'd like to know them. Here are four that I love (I have many examples, including a pretty good Shakespeare and Edna St. Vincent Millay sonnet comparison).

Christopher Smart's Jubilate Agno and Levine's "They Feed They Lion"

All about the anaphora. You should see the students' faces as they move from feline to feline.

John Donne's "Song" and Eliot's "The Love-Song of J-Alfred Prufrock"

All about the mermaids. (I have a whole unit on the Sirens to Disney's Ariel).

Eliot's "Prufrock" and Etheridge Knight's "Hard Rock Returns to Prison from the Hospital for the Criminal Insane"

All about the dramatic monologue.

Knight's "Hard Rock" and Robert Lowell's "Memories of West Street and Lepke"

All about the voice.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Three, Two, One, Blastoff... 08/16 Redux



Three decades ago on this date--I was 20, working in the toy department of Big K ("Your King of Values, the place you save day after day"), when I heard over the intercom that Elvis had died. The woman in Cameras was so upset she took a sick day. I didn't cry. Since I wore approximately the same eye makeup as the loris above (in the same hues), that was probably a good thing.

Two decades ago, I was 30, newly married to Harvey, and went to at the MSU faculty reunion for all creative writers. I was grieving my twenties were over, exacerbated by the loss of my creative writing teacher, who'd skipped town for California. I did hear J. Graham refer to herself as the "Imelda Marcos" of poetry. The context was shoes, not foetry.com. I'd reduced my eye makeup to mascara only. I decided to stay out of school for a semester, and I didn't write a poem for 15 years. Slow loris, indeed.

One decade ago ago, I was 40, and after 2-1/2 hours of precipitous labor my beautiful daughter Raleigh Elizabeth was born. She rolled over that very day in the nursery. My pediatrician couldn't believe it. Harvey and I both cried in exhilaration at her arrival, but fortunately by then I had discovered waterproof mascara. The circles under my eyes were soon to be due to nature, not nurture or artifice, as Raleigh didn't sleep through the night until 2004.

Today, my daughter's 10, and I have just drafted my thirtieth poem in two years. I can't believe how much my life has changed since I went back to school. I'm still a slow loris at times, but at least I'm moving forward. Fifty's not so bad, and I'm writing a tabloid poem entitled "Elvis Clone Escapes and Runs Amok in Memphis."

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

PLEASE TAKE ACTION NOW.

There's a reason state and church are separated, and this is it.

Right now, the U.S. Senate is preparing for a vote that could have major consequences for gays and lesbians across America. If they approve President Bush's nomination of Judge Leslie Southwick to the Federal bench, they'll give tremendous power to a man who once helped remove a woman's 8-year-old biological child from her custody in part because the mother was a lesbian.

I hope you'll join me in speaking out at:
http://www.hrcactioncenter.org/campaign/southwick/

Southwick even signed an unnecessary additional brief in the case saying that losing her child was the possible consequence of the mother's sexual "choice." Excuse me? This kind of misinformed bigotry has no place in our nation's highest courts. Southwick's appointment would be for life.

Back to School

It's my turn, now. I start back next week, teaching 2 sections of Intro to Creative Writing (poetry section) and starting on the MFA thesis. Lord help me, I thought it would be summer forever. (I'd better get those Big Chief tablets bought and my shiny pencils sharpened). Here's what I'll need to pull off the balancing act of home, transcription/editing, teaching, writing, and thesis:


From top left--what I'll need to do; what I'll feel like doing; how the thesis seems right now.

Here's a poem about summer from Ecstatic in the Poison .
__________________________

BLUR--Andrew Hudgins

Storms of perfume lift from honeysuckle,
lilac, clover—and drift across the threshold,
outside reclaiming inside as its home.
Warm days whirl in a bright unnumberable blur,
a cup—a grail brimmed with delirium
and humbling boredom both. I was a boy,
I thought I'd always be a boy, pell—mell,
mean, and gaily murderous one moment
as I decapitated daises with a stick,
then overcome with summer's opium,
numb—slumberous. I thought I'd always be a boy,
each day its own millennium, each
one thousand years of daylight ending in
the night watch, summer's pervigilium,
which I could never keep because by sunset
I was an old man. I was Methuselah,
the oldest man in the holy book. I drowsed.
I nodded, slept—and without my watching, the world,
whose permanence I doubted, returned again,
bluebell and blue jay, speedwell and cardinal
still there when the light swept back,
and so was I, which I had also doubted.
I understood with horror then with joy,
dubious and luminous joy: it simply spins.
It doesn't need my feet to make it turn.
It doesn't even need my eyes to watch it,
and I, though a latecomer to its surface, I'd
be leaving early. It was my duty to stay awake
and sing if I could keep my mind on singing,
not extinction, as blurred green summer, lifted
to its apex, succumbed to gravity and fell
to autumn, Ilium, and ashes. In joy
we are our own uncomprehending mourners,
and more than joy I longed for understanding
and more than understanding I longed for joy.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Congeries of Crackers--Daily Ephemera


There are currently 20 distinctive shapes of Barnum Animal Crackers: Bear, Bison, Camel, Cougar, Elephant, Giraffe, Gorilla, Hippopotamus, Hyena, Jaguar, Kangaroo, Lion, Monkey, Rhinoceros, Seal, Sheep, Tiger, Wolf, Zebra, and the Koala.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

I Guess So...




You Are a Creative Cook



Your cooking is unusual, inspired, and definitely one of a kind. People love your unique style, but you've had your share of kitchen flops.

You have the makings of a cult chef. You may not cook at the Four Seasons, but you could have your own little funky cafe in San Francisco!



_____________________
This is probably true, since I made my husband a parsnip birthday cake.

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Voyage :: of the Damned

  2. Patricia :: Arquette

  3. Transformation :: Ovid

  4. Vocabulary :: for Christmas
  5. (my favorite line from Cheers, Sam to Diane)

  6. San Francisco:: Fog

  7. Edward :: Taylor

  8. Sawyer :: Finn

  9. Literary :: Magazine

  10. Tiger :: Lily

  11. Seal :: Otter

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Training Errata: Jane Austin, King James, and My Secret Poetry Crush

First one: We are awaiting results from the culture and sensibility .
(This would make a grand title for a Jane Austin novel).

Second one: His skin appeared to be mortal.
(After much relistening, it should be "mottled").

What I wouldn't give for immortal skin, as long as it were also ageless. Remember Tithonus--rosy fingered (redhanded) Eos and her boy-toy-turned cricket?


Thursday, August 09, 2007

My Mind's Not Right; It's in the Gutter



I've been reading "Skunk Hour" and needed to find something less...serious to do. This sent me browsing in one of my journals, where I have a sketch of Venus Milo...like so. I can remember my mother actually saying, "She needs to put on a shirt." So I went shopping this morning and found the perfect shirt for Ms. de Milo.

Here it is...



If you don't believe me, check out her perfect approach to the lane.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Brought to you by Formalista--A Baker's Dozen

Click on the link above to see blackbirds by the (baker's) dozen. You will be astounded by this lovely site, featuring Stevens' poem. I plan to use this for my intro to poetry class this year. It's just beautiful.

A Harv Original



This is an art trading card--shown here about 1.5 times life size. Isn't it Buddha-licious? Go to etsy to see more of his work at parkerart. The witches are my favorites, and some of the good ones aren't even uploaded yet. In fact I may confiscate them.

Thanks for looking.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Happy Birthday, Conrad Aiken!




Anyone hear Plath coming out of this?

RED IS THE COLOR OF BLOOD

by: Conrad Aiken (1889-1973)

RED is the color of blood, and I will seek it:
I have sought it in the grass.
It is the color of steep sun seen through eyelids.

It is hidden under the suave flesh of women--
Flows there, quietly flows.
It mounts from the heart to the temples, the singing mouth--
As cold sap climbs to the rose.
I am confused in webs and knots of scarlet
Spun from the darkness;
Or shuttled from the mouths of thirsty spiders.

Madness for red! I devour the leaves of autumn.
I tire of the green of the world.
I am myself a mouth for blood ...

Here, in the golden haze of the late slant sun,
Let us walk, with the light in our eyes,
To a single bench from the outset predetermined.
Look: there are seagulls in these city skies,
Kindled against the blue.
But I do not think of the seagulls, I think of you.

Your eyes, with the late sun in them,
Are like blue pools dazzled with yellow petals.
This pale green suits them well.

Here is your finger, with an emerald on it:
The one I gave you. I say these things politely--
But what I think beneath them, who can tell?

For I think of you, crumpled against a whiteness;
Flayed and torn, with a dulled face.
I think of you, writing, a thing of scarlet,
And myself, rising red from that embrace.

November sun is sunlight poured through honey:
Old things, in such a light, grow subtle and fine.
Bare oaks are like still fire.
Talk to me: now we drink the evening's wine.
Look, how our shadows creep along the grave!--
And this way, how the gravel begins to shine!

This is the time of day for recollections,
For sentimental regrets, oblique allusions,
Rose-leaves, shrivelled in a musty jar.
Scatter them to the wind! There are tempests coming.
It is dark, with a windy star.

If human mouths were really roses, my dear,--
(Why must we link things so?--)
I would tear yours petal by petal with slow murder.
I would pluck the stamens, the pistils,
The gold and the green,--
Spreading the subtle sweetness that was your breath
On a cold wave of death....

Now let us walk back, slowly, as we came.
We will light the room with candles; they may shine
Like rows of yellow eyes.
Your hair is like spun fire, by candle-flame.
You smile at me--say nothing. You are wise.

For I think of you, flung down brutal darkness;
Crushed and red, with pale face.
I think of you, with your hair disordered and dripping.
And myself, rising red from that embrace.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Soicles! (said in my best Seinfeld voice)



Here are 8 things you don't know about me:

1. I am ashamed to admit that I have six of the deadly sins and only one of the Christian virtues.

2. I once assigned each of the deadly sins to the appropriate dwarf.

3. I am in the throes of a long blank verse narrative.

4. My favorite fixed form is the sonnet.

5. I have a pleiku jacket.

6. I think Oprah should often emulate her palindrome.

7. I taught my Siamese cat to say "Mama."

8. My favorite doll is made of composition. (What a medium!)

Thursday, August 02, 2007

New Poet Laureate--Charles Simic





Fork
by Charles Simic

This strange thing must have crept
Right out of hell.
It resembles a bird’s foot
Worn around the cannibal’s neck.

As you hold it in your hand,
As you stab with it into a piece of meat,
It is possible to imagine the rest of the bird:
Its head which like your fist
Is large, bald, beakless, and blind.