DISCLAIMER: This is the longest blog post ever.
5:22 a.m. I awaken, more prescient than clockwork, at 5:22 (before the alarm goes off at 6:00). Fumble for glasses, bathrobe, slippers. Forget that I left these in bathroom last evening and freeze my ass off sprinting around bed. Hurdle over cat, hurdle over husband’s stack of 27 art and philosophy books he’s reading at the same time, land in laundry basket conveniently left in front of the sink by 10-year-old daughter. Send washcloths tumbling and cat running in to investigate. Resolve to start sleeping in something other than a bed, as I am too old of bone and too cold to be streaking. Find bathrobe and flipflops. Find glasses. Find mirror and sink. Brush teeth. Turn alarm to snooze so Harvey can have 15 more minutes of sleep. Feed and water cat who’s executing perfect figure 8's, an eternity around my ankles. Start coffee. Turn the thermostat up 10 degrees to a more acceptable 68. There’s snow on the cars, on the maples, on the sidewalk. My street’s still asleep, as is my family. I have 30 minutes of privacy! (Think of Robert Bly poem, "Driving to Town Late to Mail a Letter." Poetry equals panic equals thesis. Resolve not to think of thesis for at least 15 minutes).
Turn on computer and download work to transcribe/edit. Read a poem out of my daily anthology. Decide to memorize some Frank O’Hara or maybe Kinnell—he has more poems on sleeping. Think about going back to bed. Check 3 sets of email instead. Jobs still download. Journal for 3 pages of daily blah blah blah. Obsess over thesis. Shoulder crepitates—snaps, crackles, pops like Rice Crispies. Change position for comfort. Cat jumps on journal. Time to stop writing and start moving.
Eject cat from lap. Wake up Harvey and stay in room for 5 minutes of unnecessary but welcome conversation. H. persuasively wheedles about not getting up but finally rises at 6:15. In the meantime, I awaken Raleigh, who groans at my voice in her “Dracula’s Daughter, age 10”* morning routine. Start looking for socks. Find 6 socks, none of which matches. All are black. All are hers. She decides to wear boots.
Remind daughter that bus will be here in 25 minutes. She stumbles into bathroom and in 2.3 minutes comes out looking gorgeously grouchy. H.’s in shower singing the blues. Tell him that his school day has just been cancelled due to snowfall. Song changes to “O Happy Day” in a falsetto worthy of Aretha herself. H. emerges in bathroom and cannot see anything because of steamed-up glasses. Trips over cat. Trips over books. Is still singing “O Happy Day.” How many verses does that dratted song have?
Sign permission for field trip, permission for photos, permission for permission slips. Autograph her 99 score on social studies test. Brag on R.’s excellent grades and good study habits. She rolls her eyes but no longer gripes. H. comes into study, bearing coffee, milk, and cinnamon toast. R. has a piece of toast before the bus arrives. (Bus coming in 5 minutes—real breakfast is served at school). She walks to the bus, taking my cashmere gloves (not fair—I am stuck with her mittens! Both are black and on the radiator, so serves me right). R. throws snowball at me as she leaves. Splatters against the storm door—I duck, even though I am safely behind the glass, watching her slide down the sidewalk. When I slide like that, it’s neither graceful nor intentional.
7:15 No child. H. and I decide that editing can wait an additional hour. Ahem.
8:00 Shower. Drink more coffee. Get dressed in favorite work outfit—pajama pants with dice on them and black thermal shirt. Read news. Discover John Edwards has dropped out and have a moment of silence for my preferred candidate. Start shivering. Husband has turned down thermostat to 60 degrees. Wife turns up thermostat. Thermostat wars ensue. Détente at an acceptable 65 degrees.
8:30 a.m. H. curls up on chaise and starts reading
Archaeology. I leave for work. Commute is on the other side of the coffee table.
10 a.m. First break. Look at thesis subdivision folders—wonder if I really need a section titled “A Four-Letter Word for Obsession.” Read revised poem to H., who asks, “Is that about us?” Ask if he really thinks that we’ve been married since 1892 and are farming at points west of the Rockies. Tell him that the poem is about locusts, not about him. “Oh. I just heard the part about genes.” “No, jeans with a J. Locusts jawed the jeans right off a farmer’s legs.” “Read it again.” I do, and H. offers very helpful criticism about the least musical part of the poem. Revise troubled stanza—it’s much better. Stick it back in thesis subfolder entitled “Widows and Orphans.”
Back to editing. Work till 1:30 p.m.--done for the day. Have edited 10,000 lines—a new record with someone else in the house. Beef stew and French bread. Good crusty bread. Splurge and have a glass of wine to celebrate the stew, the bread, the snow day, lunch with my favorite poetry critic and husband.
2:30 p.m. Start laundry. Move laundry basket. Congratulate self for remembering this.
2:45 p.m. Take nap. Wake up 15 minutes later to snow being shoved down the back of my shirt. Raleigh has struck! Academic practice was cancelled, and she’s come home on the bus. We get dressed in real clothes and take a walk. Trade dry mittens for wet cashmere gloves. Not the smartest parental move. Watch the maples’ branches transform from prisms to trickles.
6:00 p.m. Go out for pizza and salad. Take daughter and her best friend Maurecio to study group. Come home. Try to read for an hour—
Ordering the Storm. Cannot concentrate--panicking silently about thesis. Rearrange 15 poems obsessively. Decide on a name for third section. Send off long poem to ekphrasis contest. Write 15 words about laundry. (That’s my newest poem and has no end in sight). Wonder if I can wedge it into thesis. Start to panic again.
8:00 p.m. Fight over the sink with cat. Brush teeth, wash face, moisturize with Oil of Delay. Wonder if crevices beginning between brows will grow deep enough to qualify as geographic landmarks. I think the word I want is
arroyo. Still have my hair, which still isn’t gray. Pull hair over face to see if bangs will hide arroyo. Bangs will hide entire face. Discover heretofore-unnoticed family resemblance to Cousin It. Decide bangs are not the answer. Yet.
8:15 p.m. Daughter and Harvey arrive home from study group with ice cream. Decide that wrinkles can be banished by prn intake of ice cream.
Cherry Garcia! Brush teeth again. Kiss family goodnight. They don’t want to watch a movie. They want to Wii. Gladly shut door behind them.
8:35 p.m. Watch movie—
La vie en rose. Gratitude journal should include Netflix; resolve to be more grateful for the one place that’s never sent me a rejection slip. Movie’s disjointed, but Marion Cotillard is fabulous--much better than Blanchett, Page, or Linney. Wonder how she pulled off that decrepit posture. Resolve to take more calcium, so that posture will not soon be mine. Realize that I’ve lasted longer than Piaf and feel really lucky that I have my spine in semi-working order. Remember ice cream has calcium and debate having another small bowl to prevent osteoporosis. Think the Oscar will be between Cotillard and Julie Christie, who has the better script. Alice Munro, no wonder. Do wonder what Christie uses for wrinkles, as she seems ageless since
Heaven Can Wait. Ponder if she’d have wrinkles if she had a thesis to write at age 50. Remember that Julie Christie is 66 and still radiant. Sigh.
10:30 p.m. Go to bed. Go directly to bed. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. Do collect reading glasses and cat. Look in on daughter, who’s sleeping with book in hand:
We Rode the Orphan Trains. Kiss husband again. Remember pajamas 2 seconds after crawling into bed. Talk H. out of his pajama top so I don’t have to get up again. (Teasingly threaten to end cease-fire over thermostat if I have to leave the confines of the bed with its electric mattress warmer). H. talks me out of an extra pillow—fair trade. Turn out reading light. Say a prayer of thanksgiving for snow down my shirt and the daughter who put it there, for snow days and naps, for heat and someone I love with whom to squabble over the thermostat, for books and movies, for ice cream named after the Grateful Dead, for mittens and gloves, for rudimentary French to enjoy Piaf and for the revised stanza of locust poem, and especially for H. and R., for the black cat and the bronze mouse reading lamp. Give thanks that I moved the laundry basket, thanks that tomorrow is a teaching day, and I can wear new Anne Klein shoes to celebrate reading and teaching Frank O’Hara. Wonder if this is the best sartorial decision if snow continues to drip. Decide to wear new shoes to reading at SIU instead. Remind myself for the 123rd time today not to obsess over thesis. It’s not my job to write the best poems ever—it’s my job to write the best poems I can write, right now. Start reciting this week’s poem to memorize:
“For I can snore like a...” and I’m out. **
That’s my mundane. Boring enough for you? I won’t trade.
* Old Lily Tomlin routine about teenage daughter and her parents.
** Opening line to "After Making Love We Hear Footsteps," G. Kinnell.