John Steinbeck, East of Eden
Let’s all blame Steinbeck for this series of self-help “books.”
Note to the Universe:
Dear Book Gifter:
Do not send me another copy of Chicken Soup for the Single's Soul. I am not uncoupled.
I would, however, be interested in receiving, and stockpiling, the following:
Chicken Soup for the Vegan's Soul;
Chicken Soup for the Weasel's Soul;
Chicken Soup for the Quisling's Soul.
Thank you for prompt attention to this matter.
Yours till the pot bubbles over,
Pamela
Visit She Writes
2 comments:
OH MY GOOD HOLY CRAP.
That is all.
xo
ps. And Oprah. A lot of it is her fault.
Maybe I could send them to Harpo Productions, postage due. Now THAT would be re-gifting!
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